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WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
WARNING: This page contains a big, ugly glob of flashing text. Staring at it for extended periods of time may cause annoyance.

What!? You think clicking there a second time is going to save you? Haven't you ever heard the phrase "Two wrongs don't make a right"?

Hello! Anybody home!? You know you're only making things harder on yourself, don't you? Or do you actually ENJOY looking at big, red, blinking text!?

Oh, I give up! Click it if you must! Click it! Click it! Click it! But don't come crying to me when you realize you could have been outside playing kickball in the sun and watching dandelion seeds float across the sky!

Hey! Didn't I say not to click there!? But you did it anyway, didn't you? You just HAD to see what would happen. Well, lucky for you, nothing terrible has happened yet. But whatever you do,

Don't Click Here!

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