Wisdom of the
Drunken Sages

(Open a window into wisdom -- leave
it open while you do other things --
refreshes every 5 minutes)

Sagittarius, the Drunken Sage has some words of wisdom to share with you:

If you'd like to have Sagittarius share his wisdom on your website, you can for just $1.97!

The word and sentence lists that he generates his wisdom from are completely customizable, as is the formatting of the output. You can have it displayed in an auto-refreshing iframe as shown here, or have it inserted into the HTML of any PHP powered webpage (a new sentence will be generated each time the page loads).

Requirements:
• PHP 4
• MySQL

Try it for at least a week, and if your not satisfied, return it within 30 days of purchase for a full refund!