Have you plodded through life searching for meaning and happiness? New research by Crouton Roundtree, renowned Doctor of Phoolalogy, reveals that 95% of adult Americans are just one step away from unmitigated bliss: the perfect pet. The problem is that very few people know what the perfect pet for them would be. Take the following quiz to discover the perfect animal for you. Select the most correct answer to each question.
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