"Because they don't have to wear wigs or toupes to look like they're blonde,
so they have less headaches.
That's why modern pain relievers have made hair color less important."
- Randall Poe, interior decorator
"Why do brunettes have less fun?
Everybody always assumes it's our fault, but it's not.
I mean, take a little responsibility for your life."
- Alisha Waverly, film student
"It's all a question of socialization--people expect blondes to have more fun,
blondes expect to have more fun,
when people want to have fun, they call blondes.
It's a terrible social injustice.
But I still hope that my hair will be blonde."
- Laurie Jorgensen, baby
"Because their heads don't get so hot when they're out in the sun."
- Chiemi Sato, private investigator
"Blondes don't HAVE more fun.
Blondes HAD more fun.
That's why they're blonde--either their hair got sun-bleached,
or they bleached it themselves,
or the color in their hair couldn't keep up with whatever they were doing,
so it fell out.
The color I mean, not their hair."
- Mobius Cooder, aspiring Gnarly Dude
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