"I used to think intelligent life existed in the universe.
Then I started using Windows."
- Alfred Gleeson, computer programmer
"I don't think they teach us about that till next year."
- Gordon Jamison, medical student
"I'd say 5-1 against.
In fact, I'll give you 5-1 odds, and I can cover you up to $10,000.
They find aliens, you make 40,000 big ones.
Whadda ya say?"
- Mona Smith, bookie
"Of course it does.
I mean, it's been in the papers, right!?
You know what they say--pictures don't lie."
- Leilani Isaacson, carpenter
"I wrote a story about aliens once.
It's called 'The alien that wanted to be my friend.'
Have you ever heard of it?
Let me tell you the plot.
Where are you going?
I'm not done yet..."
- Billy Bob Bojangles, aspiring author
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